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short fiction.


"hey slut"
"hey jerk"

"lets get fucked up and forget about life"
"okay"

"hey slut"
"yeah jerk?"

"want to pull that skirt up a little higher?"
"sure jerk"

"you know what slut?"
"whats up jerk?"

"youre pretty when i am drunk slut"
"thanks jerk, thats real nice of you"

"well, dont tell anyone slut, but..."
"yeah?"

"i do really like you"
"yeah jerk, really?"

"yeah, i am just messing with you"
"oh right"

"no, you know that right?"
"sure, i like messing with you too"

"well dont take it personally"
"of course not"

"when i make fun of everything about you"
"i would never"

"okay"
"okay"

"hey slut"
"yes fucking moron?"

"yeah you know what?"
"enlighten me"

"youre not a slut im going to stop doing that"
"yeah thats pretty good"

"well you know ive always been joking right?"
"of course"

"its just that its different"
"what is"

"not hearing you yell at me everyday"
"well i try not to yell anymore"

"yeah but now i would like it if you would"
"of course"

"okay"
"okay"